DUH Poems in Abraham Lincoln #6

Hi friends,

Some of my poems are in the new issue of Abraham Lincoln. Hooray! And they are in such good company. Here are the details:



ABRAHAM LINCOLN
issue the sixth
winter 2011
50 pp.
$5 + $1.50 s&h

Later, awkwarder, stickier, and number-sixier than ever before, the new issue of Abraham Lincoln wants desperately to be held tight to your heaving thoraxes (thoraces?) as you get so excited by the poems it contains that you gnaw the staples out WITH YOUR TEETH and commence slobbering at the moon. Can you afford NOT to throw away your hard-earned shekels on this splendid rag?

featuring work by

Sandra Simonds
Catherine Wagner
Marie Buck
Ish Klein
Lacey Hunter
Estee Schwartz
David Brazil
Sam or Samantha Yams
Ton Van 't Hof
Uyen Hua
Lindsey Boldt
Brian Ang
Micah Freeman
Anna Vitale
Thomas Lovell Beddoes
Adam Katz
Nicole Taylor

DUH.

1.

Duh, I luh yuh
we could have a baby
name her Duhiluhyuh
call her Duh for short
sing to her: duh-duh-duh
my my my
Duhiluhyuh
little duh
be the product of our love
Duh, the foregone conclusion


2.

Boo
Duh
Bah
Aaack
Shoot
Balls
Crap
Crud
Dang

3.

Duh - Morgan
Bitches be buggin'
scatter and collect

the powers that be
could be in you and me

4.

coupla fools abreast
where to cut? coup la
slap your wrists togeths--
like rubbing on the stink sauce
parfum de sauce
smell like special sauce
all day eau de toilet
eau de Cologne--that smelly spot
a francais--sil te plait
kiddo, you can tutoyer me
you can you me
please do you me
you-me. Duh.
Duh. I luh yuh.
Duhiluhyuh, Dear.
Duhiluhyuhs--All yuhs kids
(dickheads all)
Duhs upon duhs.