Sunday, June 6, 2010

Cool Sex Moves

I'm thinking of starting my very own SEX BLOG but I thought I'd try it here first. Here are some cool new moves to spice up your time in the bedroom! I hope you like them!

1. "The Figure 8". Once you've mastered this one, try flipping it horizontally for our next move...

2. "Infinity"

3. "Morse Code". Nothing says, "I love you" like saying it in Morse Code with a body part.
That's: .. .-.. --- ...- . -.-- --- ..- for any of you who don't know Morse Code.

4. "Flossing"

5. Try writing your lovers name in cursive. OR for an extra challenge, try bubble letters! Don't forget to dot any I's with a heart!

6. "Cub Scouts Honor"

7. "Scouts Honor"

8. "Eagle Scouts Honor"


Steve Orth said...

Here's the way I work sexually:

Foreplay: I go for a French kiss. Tongue in mouth.

After the foreplay, I assume that that my partner and I are ready to begin intercourse. So I insert my private man part into their private lady part. Then I begin to thrust as hard and as fast as I possibly can. After about 45 seconds to a minute and half, I orgasim. This lets me know that the sex is done.

Then I proceed to sleep for 9-13 hours.

Ironic word verification: twaxad.

John Sakkis said...

hi lindsey boldt's mom!!!

Ridiculous Human Things said...

Really, Steve? You don't even floss? I mean, that's just seems to come with the territory these days. In my experience, most sexual partners at least floss and 56/75 will throw in a little morse code. p.s. "Flossing" works with both front and back cheeks.

p.p.s. "This lets me know that the sex is done."

Hi Mom! I love you!

John Sakkis said...

just the three of us. hanging out by ourselves per usual...

Ridiculous Human Things said...

I know, I can't wait to do this with my mom and step pop when they come to visit. Just a couple of guys and gals kickin' it on the stoop?

fran├žois said...

You should add the mystical sign contest between the Dalai Lama and Joe the Trucker.