Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Just in case

you missed the flarf poem that arrived in my comment box a while back, here it is for your enjoyment. For the record, I have never owned a pair of Ugg Boots and were I to be caught dead in them, I can assure you that they would have had to have been crammed onto my rigor mortified feet posthumously as some kind of sick "fuck you" to me and my sense of decency. They're not cute, gals, they just aren't. They make you look like a rhino.

No, no, a thousand times no!

Flarf Poem:

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p.s. Anyone see the season finale of Project Runway Season 6? One of the designers actually wore some dang ugg boots with a dress to present her collection at fashion week. Straight up. How does that happen?