The West Coast Party...don't stop

Olympia, Washington Stats:

Hometown Designation -0- (any positive or negative feeling neutralized by any positive or negative feeling of equal value)
Tree-splosion! + 5
Burfoot Park +3
Dog-friend at Burfoot Park +2
Barnacle cuts -0- (any negative feeling neutralized by the presence of actual barnacles, mud and muscles)
Mama +10
Mama house +5
Myron Stepdad +5
Gray-ass skies -0- (any negative feeling neutralized by previous derth of said gray skies in life previous)
Mama Car +2
Lack of SHIT to do -0- (any negative feeling neutralized by the fact that I will be ---- out of here soon enough)
Promise of elementary school chum +2
Fear of awkward encounters with acquaintances -1 (Wup! There's one now...)
Coffee +3

p.s. New York it's been real, real. I'll be back don't you worry.