Seeking...

Still on the lookout for low-rent Adrian Brody in New York Metropolitan Area. I've seen plenty of high-rent versions of me on the streets of Manhattan and Brooklyn so it follows that there should be an Adrian Brody out there that I can afford. Don't hold out on me New York. All I'm asking for is a man with a giant, thrice broken, semitic nose, twice even would be fine.

I mean look at that thing...