Failed Online Business Ventures invented by Max at lunch
cyrano.com
Send your lack-luster love notes to on-call New York poets for embellishment.
slightcough.com
Lovely young person joins you at family gathering, coughs violently when uncomfortable subjects are broached.
hotshot.com
Portrait archive of Iraq casualties—rate their looks on 1-10 scale.
unibrowser.com
Research artists on biography database—helpful tips provided by cartoon Frida Kahlo!
hermeshelper.com
Yentas listen to your back-stabbing friends' convoluted he-said-she-said stories and translate them into at-a-glance diagrams.
hermeshelper.com/yomama
Yentas research your friend / relative to find sensitive information about their mother. Great for the Holiday Season.
sixmillionandcounting.com
For anti-semites, a website of pay-per-view videos of Hatzolah (Jewish ambulance) interiors.
onelineonline.com
Chelsea gallery owners offer cutting, underhanded remarks tailored to your situation.
mentfrag.com
New York poets take your angst-ridden prose poems and remix them into experimental artwork.
lightsoutplease.com
Meet singles who appear confident in social settings, but reveal crippling body issues in the bedroom.
justleave.com
Staff of high school girls insult your best friend's lover by text message daily. Free "told-you-so" service for successfully toppled relationships.
nobillsnonothing.com
Hobos fill out change-of-address forms, reroute your enemy's mail to you!
straightjacket.com
Attractive, affable men seduce your manly-man enemy—devastating!
guiltfree.com
For Jewish orphans, daily degrading insults and insidious guilt-trips from real Jewish couples!
mighthavebeen.com
Enter information about your ex-lovers and mighthavebeen.com calculates which one of them really could have been the one! For just $5.99, the site explains whether your looks, personality, family, friends, or poor credit destroyed that potentially life-long dream-match!
Sylvia adds:
getoutfree.org
Floor plans to all major jails / prisons / mental institutions. Not for profit. Links to homedepot.com
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